July 28, 2026
Crescent Tools Lettuce Parasite Social Media Post

It has been a long while since I’ve seen any new tools or gear from Crescent Tools or Gearwrench – both are Apex Tool Group brands – and so I checked out their social media posts to see if I missed anything.

Crescent Tools posted some kind of meme content that seems to be referencing the diarrhea parasite that has hospitalized a bunch of people.

Their caption was “lettuce pray for this tradesman,” ending with an emoji.

That’s… I don’t even know what to say.

Gearwrench Tools Wipes Meme Social Media Post

Gearwrench is touting what looks to be repackaged wipes. “The wipes she told you not to worry about.”

Acme has these at 72 wipes for $22.

The price seems high compared to what I can find at Amazon, with prices accurate as of the time of this posting:

So… yeah, that’s what’s new from Crescent and Gearwrench.

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