Most people might own one or two cars, while some people may own a few or more. There are some car journalists out there who don’t even own a single car! The Autopian doesn’t seem to have this problem, as we own a crazy number of cars.
David Tracy has announced that he’s buying yet another Jeep. This is after a summer where he attempted to bring his fleet size down. I bought two cars this year, too. As it turns out, we’re all pretty bad at sticking to our plans. Hoonicus wins COTD today with:
Proving once again that The Autopian is a support group for the clinically, if not criminally insane.
StillNotATony:
DAVID RUSTOVIOUS TRACY!!! WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!! At length!!! Cars go OUT, more cars DO NOT COME IN.
Sweet fancy Moses…

Jason wrote a Cold Start about old Lotus brochures, and gee, they were weird. Collegiate Autodidact:
Dang, that picture of the Elan with that person emerging from the obsidian cave is actually pretty creepy. Reminiscent of the Japanese horror film The Ring.
Ad director: Did you get those pictures of the Elan at the ‘Ring?
Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin creepy with the Ring just like you asked
Ad director: What
Jason wrote about why some gas pumps seem to suggest that pumping fewer than four gallons into a car can “violate” federal law. Superfluous:
Only have a one gallon can? Not a problem, just pump the other 3 gallons into the gas station garbage can. Problem solved #lifehacks
Doughnaut:
Why waste? Use that 3 gallons for a gasoline fight.
Have a great evening, everyone!
(Top graphic: Jeep)
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